KAREN HUGHES:

Hughes worked as a television news reporter where she honed her bizarre homilies, cliches, and fake newsroom banter skills, from 1977 to 1984 and covered the presidential campaign in 1980. In 1984, she switched from covering politics to practicing politics, going to work as the Texas press coordinator for the Reagan-Bush campaign. They needed someone who wouldn't shut up, until the press would flee in horror when shown no mercy, being bombarded with mom, apple pie, and the american flag on an infinite loop.

Since the 1990s, Hughes has worked with George W. Bush: first as director of communications while he was governor of Texas, from 1995 to 2000, since in the Bizarro World of Bush everything is named backwards, and tho she had a lot of say, nothing of any substance was really ever said in the end. Sort of like a Scott McClellan on steroids.

She then held Bush's hand in the White House, being called a counselor to the president from 2001 to 2002, while he was pResident of the United States. If anyone was ever a "mommy" to Bush it was Hughes, and not the George Washingtonlike overbearing Barbara Bush who served as Bush Senior's footstool for so many years. (As you may recall, Barbara Bush didn't want to "waste her beautiful mind" over the deaths of our troops.)

She left the Bush administration in July 2002 to return to Texas,citing the standard cliche that GOP creatures who are child molesters, thieves who've been caught, or someone disloyal to the Bush cabal used - that she wanted to "spend time with the family", but of course remained in daily contact with the Bush reelection campaign by telephone and e-mail, since she had to maintain at least in Bush's mind the facade she'd basically invented - the phony "folksy cowboy" image of Bush when in actuality he was a Connecticut Yankee who lived in gated communities in Texas when there at all.

She spoke personally with Bush several times a week, if she could get past Karl Rove, as it was reported that within the White House they had one hell of a feud going over who was going to pull the strings that ran the prized Bush puppet.

In 2002, Hughes was a member of the White House Iraq Group, the mother of a 15 year old son who had absolutely no qualms about utterly destroying Iraq with "Shock and Awe" bombardment when 50% of the population were either women or children under the age of her own son.

Like a bad penny that keeps turning up, in August 2004, Hughes returned to full-time service with the Bush campaign, setting up office on Air Force One, from where she planned the 2004 Republican National Convention and the late stages of the 2004 election. Someone had to tell Bush the bad news, that there would HAVE to be black people there at the Convention, even if only to dance or serve the old, bald white males or the older women with their facial skin pulled so thin over their skullbones that they used saddlesoap to keep it from cracking wide open.

She has been described by The Dallas Morning News as "the most powerful woman ever to serve in the White House", and what better way to describe the women that had taught Bush to first speak with hand signals like Koko the gorilla, eventually taking him from rudimentary grunting noises and toilet training to "near" speech.

ABC News calls her Bush's "most essential advisor," and she remains one of the major voices of the Bush campaign which due to her and Rove's lack of leadership skills is constant, campaigning worked so well that they never gave it up, no time for actual governing.

In March 2004, Hughes published Ten Minutes from Normal, a self-proclaimed upbeat account of her work in the Bush administration which Hughes found hilarious, heartwarming and full of powerful cliches and she still refuses to stop reading to anyone who might appear to be listening, having even run off that cute little old lady that used to feed all the pidgeons near the White House.

While promoting her book, she appeared on CNN in 2004 saying, "I think after September 11, the American people are valuing life more … and I think those are the kind of policies the American people can support, particularly at a time when we're facing an enemy, and really, the fundamental difference between us and the terror network we fight is that we value every life."

No one of course stopped her and said, "Value every life? Except for the poor, working women, people who need medical care, including children, Veterans who are having their funding cut, food stamps are being cut so whole families living in the streets and cars will starve. Did we value the lives of perhaps 100,000 dead Iraqis who you helped to 'liberate' from life? How about all those children in Iraq dying of cholera and other diseases, or who have been exposed to so much depleted uranium that there will be birth defects for generations? Did you value their parent's lives when you blew them all to hell? And why does every other sentence out of either Bush's or Rove's or Cheney's or YOUR mouth begin with 911?"

On March 14, 2005, the president announced his intention to nominate Hughes for the undersecretary of state for public diplomacy with the rank of ambassador — a job focused on changing foreigners' perceptions about America, the perfect job for an ex-newcaster. Why, she could simply fly around the world and make things up, tell everyone that was starving that they looked fine to her, that soon they'd all have Freedom Sandwiches to chew on.

Apparently there is no Undersecretary of SPIN position, or would that be too obvious?

The Senate confirmed her nomination in July of 2005. She was officially sworn in on September 9, 2005, now she had her Merit Badge for babysitting the most malicious Boy Scout in History outside of Caligula.

Starting with a September 26, 2005 stop in Egypt, Hughes went on a tour of the Middle East to speak with leaders and people from the region. The trip was a complete bust and she made a total ass of herself and misrepresented the true honor and dignity of the United States, but the Media decided that it would be better to "pretend" that she'd done a great job, just like when Powell LIED about the Weapons of Mass Destruction being in Iraq in front of the Whole world.

Hughes states that in response to a question from an unnamed Egyptian opposition political leader about why President Bush mentions God, she responded "that our Constitution references 'One nation under God.'" But not that Bush speaks regularly to the Lord in the basement of the White House, or out in the garage at the Western White House.

Hughes also pointed out that most U.S. Presidents have mentioned God, or vast amounts of money, in their public speeches. Tho she appeared to have skipped the fact that Bush had once told a reporter that God had told him to SMITE Iraq, that God had CHOSEN Bush to be the President of the United States. Apparently, Diebold was down that day.

On her September 27 stop in Jidda, Saudi Arabia during a talk with female students, she expressed her wish that women could "fully participate in society" as they do in the United States.

Of course telling women to take of their burkas is one thing, and it looks great on the news, but ever since Bush invaded both Afghanistan and Iraq many women who removed their burkas would be shot dead on the spot.

In short Karen Hughes is also a Traitor to this country. One who values LIES over living by the words of the Bill or Rights or the Constitution, and, as she was part and parcel of the WHIG group she has dragged our country into a pre-emptive attack of a soveriegn nation who had no intention nor the weapons to attack us.

The White House staff has been instructed to make sure that water is never spilled, slopped, sprayed or intentionally thrown on Hughes, tho Rove has been seen roaming the halls of the White House with a water pistol near her office late at night.